Quotations Inspiring One-liners

I have learned two important things in my life. I can't remember the first one, but the second one is write everything down.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. -Winston Churchill

Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which has its own special laws.